MY nationality

Greetings, future friends! I may have told you about my nationality, describing myself as being 1/3 Welsh and 2/3 English. What????

No, I'm not some strange test tube concoction with three parents. Nor do I come from the interbreeding of two ancient English families with a Welsh family - by ancestry, I'm 100% Italian stallion. I base my nationality on the number of years I've spent living in a country. I've spent two years in Wales and four years in England, making me 2/6 Welsh and 4/6 English.

But wait! I hear you cry. Did you not spend a considerable number of years in Italy? How do these factor into your nationality?

My response to this is thus:

Mmmm do you wish to know? *creepy eyes*

Hello World!

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        <p>Hi, my name is Calvin Reaver! I used to have a really cool name, but then I changed it for reasons of pride. Or rather, I will change it. You can find out when on my FUN WEBSITE that I stole CHECK IT OUT HERE</p>
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        <p>I'm a computer scientist at Imperial (the best university in the whole goddamn universe and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise). With my smooth Welsh-Italian accent and my skin that is the whitest of white, you know I'm a hit with the ladies. Stick around, because on this blog, we're going to reveal my darkest secrets. I kick puppies.</p>
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