Greetings, future friends! I may have told you about my nationality, describing myself as being 1/3 Welsh and 2/3 English. What????
No, I'm not some strange test tube concoction with three parents. Nor do I come from the interbreeding of two ancient English families with a Welsh family - by ancestry, I'm 100% Italian stallion. I base my nationality on the number of years I've spent living in a country. I've spent two years in Wales and four years in England, making me 2/6 Welsh and 4/6 English.
But wait! I hear you cry. Did you not spend a considerable number of years in Italy? How do these factor into your nationality?
My response to this is thus:
Mmmm do you wish to know? *creepy eyes*
